How Not to Drive, part one- Do not swerve into a lane before it becomes a legal option to do so
- Do not speed up so as to block the car formerly in front of you as it attempts to make a legal lane change and was not aware you pulled the move you did in item #1
- Do not speed up even more after item #2 just so you can ride the bumper of the car in front of you
- When the exit merges onto another highway, and you still want to go faster, and you now have a lane available to you expressly for the purpose of passing slower traffic, do not continue to ride the bumper of the car you almost kissed in item #3
- When the car in front of you (from items #3 and #4) passes the slower traffic in front of them, do not zip right up to the bumper of that slower traffic and almost kiss them as well. Really, it says something about your character.
- So you had your fill of kissing all the boys, and you pass not only the car in #5 (he was probably your grandfather's age) and the car mentioned in #3-5 (who happens to be a handsome fellow, if I do say so myself,) and you suddenly you realize, like, wow, that's my exit, you really shouldn't cut off the car in #3-5
- Upon cutting off the car as mentioned in #6, do not slow down from highway speed to exit speed until actually on the exit ramp
A Fine Dining ExperienceI noticed that the Bethlehem Brew Works has some scenic, trendy sidewalk tables set up. I know I find the subtle aromas of overpriced food much more pleasing when mixed with the exhaust of cars idling at the red light. Five feet from exhaust pipe to mouth, and maybe another five feet to the three story brick wall that helps keep all that carbony goodness nearby so there's some in every mouthful. Why they should charge extra for the ambiance.
How Not to Drive, part twoWhen there's a line four cars deep going into one of the garage entrances - and another car waiting to come in from the opposite direction - someone (i.e. it should not have to be me, four cars back) should use the *other* garage entrance. I'm wondering, if all those people were in the supermarket, would they all go through the same line, while I went to the other open checkout?