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[ellyssian]

Hey, cool, were gonna be the stupidist kountry around! Cause were too dum to no that intelligent design has nothing two due with science and cuz we think (we think? ack! somebuddy stoppit now!) eviloution is a theeree and not fakt! Nekst thing u no we wont be able to speil or use punkyouayshun or other fancy eddicated type stuff.

The Continuing Saga of the Dover Public Schools vs. Sanity

No child left behind? No problem! Make sure they all get dragged as far behind the curve as possible, that way they can keep voting for Gee Dubya and Company for all eternity!

Comments

[snowy-owlet.livejournal.com]

My mother, who is a teacher (and an activist in the national teacher's union) calls it the Every Child Left Behind law.

[ellyssian.livejournal.com]

At least if it was so named it could be judged quite successful!

[kay-brooke.livejournal.com]

wut iz this speling n punkshooashun u speek uf

EVILooshun iz fak! u stoopid EVILooshun beleever!

[ellyssian.livejournal.com]

C! C! I telled ewe sew! its spredding lyke ummmm somefing that spredds...

[(Anonymous)]

dohn madduh nohow cuz fum globil warmin we iz all gonn trun to fishys wen da ice milts

den da woild stahts ovah

[erce.livejournal.com]

I kant weight till inntellagent dezin gets ekwul billing in skools cuz then mebbe skools will take sereusly the truth about The Great Flying Spaghetti Monster and his noodly appendage. See, he just touched me and I learned how to spell and stuff.

[ellyssian.livejournal.com]

Thank his Noodliness!