Fortunate

[ellyssian]

Deb says, as she's opening a fortune cookie, "It would be great if it had a hundred dollar bill in it!"

Instead, her cookie tells her: "It isn't worth anything unless you earn it"


This is even better than the time I was working on the duplex printing of report cards and IPRs for Lynn, MA and received the fortune: "DDDUUUPPPLLLEEEXXX IS BROKEN"