I Have a Sister?

[ellyssian]

patrixa ~ is there something you haven't told me?

I just received an Important E-Mail (of course, it was accidentally caught by my spam filter) that informs me that my sister is in danger!

I expect if I send them money in return for fake Rolexes or medications, her life might be spared from whatever danger she might face...

Then again, I don't know the particulars because I only read the subject line... =)

Comments

[purdypiedad.livejournal.com]

Awesome. I usually get the spam indicating whatever product they are selling will enable me to have an erection from here to Hawaii. For some reason, I do not think their product will do this. :-p

[ellyssian.livejournal.com]

For some reason, I do not think their product will do this

Reasons of gender aside, I do not think their product will do this. =)

[purdypiedad.livejournal.com]

And that's probably a good thing because, if a man were to come toward me with an erection from here to Hawaii, I would be very, very scared.

[jenstclair.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, story idea!

What if it was really a ransom note and it ended up in your spam folder?

[ellyssian.livejournal.com]

Would the kidnappers still be trying to sell fake Viagra?

Well...

[patrixa.livejournal.com]

... danger is her life, her whole life, as she saves the world from... we were sworn to secrecy, sorry, can't tell you anymore...

Re: Well...

[purdypiedad.livejournal.com]

LOL... I like you!