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Note: Although this study was completely scientific in nature, it may, perhaps, point at another alternate theory: the designers may simply be victims of head-shrinking techniques, as practiced by certain witch doctors and other such folks.

1. Design sink with minimal space - just a bit bigger than a human adult head.

2. Design sink with a faucet jutting into said space, requiring facial surface to be high above sink, so that water splashed on the face lands on the floor, on the faucet, on the next county over, and some even makes it into the basin itself.

3. Design faucet with large handle to catch water.

4. Bonus: Design faucet handle so a forehead, brought close to reduce splashing, presses it down and turns it, changing water flow and temperature.

5. Double Bonus: Have handle lean out over the side of the faucet so that hands, when scooping water up towards face, bump handle, thus changing flow and temperature of the water.

6. Triple Cooperation Bonus: Design humans with eyes in their face that generally are best kept closed when dealing with facial soap and splashing water.

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