Major Advances in Medical Science!

[ellyssian]

Yes, after exhaustive research, I have discovered the Cure for the Common Cold!

Spend a mere three hours performing hard labor - such as lifting, rolling, and carrying heavy rocks - in cool weather with a light drizzle.

Clear as a bell!

I have also discovered how to Relapse!

Stay up hours and hours past your bedtime entering data into the new payroll system because the prior payroll system failed in basic math!

I go attempt cure now.

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[ellyssian.livejournal.com]

I'm mostly there. Still a bit stuffy and throat is iffy, but so far so good!