Monday's Thirteen: Episode Eleven

[ellyssian]

Welcome to Monday's Thirteen, the movie quote guessing game.

Answers will be screened. Those who guess correctly will have their name listed with the quote as soon as I can. More than one person can claim a quote, so the movie's name won't be revealled until the weekend game-end.

On Wednesday, some additional hints will be posted for leftover Double Quotes (two-week veterans of the game). Any surviving Triple Quotes will get their hint from the prior week sorted out and matched up. Fridays will see any unguessed Triple Quotes matched with another quote.

Anything that makes it to four weeks is probably too difficult for you all to guess is a real challenge. It will be elevated to Sudden Death status - the first correct guess gets the credit for it, and, unlike earlier stages of the game, subsequent guesses just don't count for squat. Instead of waiting for the weekend, I'll expose the winners *and the movies* for Sudden Death quotes as soon as I can. Sudden Death quotes will also get the benefit of an extra quote Tuesday through Friday in an attempt to get rid of them and make room for something easier that you folks can handle new.

Enjoy!


Sudden Death Quotes (first guess and they're gone!)
1. "We can't leave yet, Captain. We haven't put enough food on board."
   "We need less mouths." -- Cutthroat Island, guessed via magic epiphany by nea852

"Stop your chatter and say something Latin-ish."

"Congratulations, madam. There's another town you've destroyed."


guessed with the above info; here's the rest of the hints that would have appeared this week:

A: "They're backwards."
    B: "I assure you ma'am, they're normal in every respect."

A: "Why don't *you* row?"
B: "Why don't you *swim*?"

A: "Give me the map."
B: "Give me... a kiss first."

A: "That's it? You fighting with that?"
B: "No, Uncle. With this!
[Morgan reveals a loaded cannon and lights it, aiming it at Dawg] Bad Dawg!"

2. "Mares eat oats, and does eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy. A kid'll eat ivy, too... wouldn't you?" -- The Cell, guessed by feste_sylvain

"You know, I know another little boy who has a horse. His name's Edward. The boy, not the horse."

"Mocky-Lock is the boogeyman, Mocky-Lock wants me where I am!"

"Do you believe there is a part of yourself, deep inside in your mind, with things you don't want other people to see? During a session when I'm inside, I get to see those things."

Guessed with the above quotes. Here's the rest:

"Me got boy! Boy me got!"

A: "Did we go sailing?"
B: "Almost! Mocky-Lock showed up."

"Mocky-Lock is a pain in the ass."

Triple Quotes
3. "But how the world turns. One day, cock of the walk. Next, a feather duster." -- Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, guessed by ravenswing90, dreamingcrow, phantom_wolfboy

"Well, ain't we a pair, Raggedy Man."

Guessed with only the above quotes! Here's the rest for the week - if it had lived until Friday everyone should have got it! =)

"Congratulations! You're the first to survive the audition!"

"You know the law: Two men enter, one man leaves."

4. "No, thanks. I don't like cockfights." -- Die Another Day, guessed by celticboy

"I hope nobody here's superstitious. That's one big mirror we're about to break."

"His name is James Bond. A British assassin."

Guessed with the above - Friday's would have been the dead give-away if it had come to that:

"So you live to die another day."

Double Quotes:
5. "A rooster? In New York *City*?"

6. "You gotta cock it first, moron!"

7. "A lion can raise a mouse, but the mouse is still a mouse. And you, Charlie, are that mouse. Look at this. He takes it. Chicken blood."

8. "Love is a dung hill, Betty, and I am but a cock that climbs upon it to crow."

9. "The only shit to cut around here is you. Now I had it in me that you was another 'Lightning Boy', but you just a chicken-ass. Chicken-ass, chicken shit!"

Single Quotes:
10. "My driving is rivaled only by the lightning bolts from the heavens!" -- The Cannonball Run, guessed by dreamingcrow

11. A: "I had this feeling about him, same for him. It wasn't exactly a thunderclap, or a lightning-bolt, it was more like a..."
    B: "Light drizzle?" -- French Kiss, guessed by nea852

12. "When I find the right girl, I'll know. It'll just hit me. BAM! Like lightning." -- The Little Mermaid, guessed by malinaldarose, dreamingcrow

13. "Back mortal, before we strike you with a lightning bolt!"

Comments

[malinaldarose.livejournal.com]

12 is The Little Mermaid.

[ellyssian.livejournal.com]

Correct!

[sage-and-sea.livejournal.com]

3. "But how the world turns. One day, cock of the walk. Next, a feather duster."
"Well, ain't we a pair, Raggedy Man."

I still say this is Beyond Thunderdome...

[ellyssian.livejournal.com]

Yep! I just needed you to tie the "raggedy man" quote to one of the others... I kind of expected you to get this right away this week! =)

[dreamingcrow.livejournal.com]

3) Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome - I guess I just hadn't been paying attention to it before.

12) The Little Mermaid

13) Cannonball Run :p

[ellyssian.livejournal.com]

3 & 12 were right, of course; #13 was just a bit suspicious - I thought you'd misplaced that guess, glad you got it!

[dreamingcrow.livejournal.com]

Okay, okay, one shouldn't answer these things on three hours sleep. #10 is Cannonball Run.

[ellyssian.livejournal.com]

And, of course, correct! =)

[phantom_wolfboy]

Number three is, of course, Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome. I recognized the second quote, but couldn't figure out which of the first set it went with until now.

[ellyssian.livejournal.com]

That seemed to be the challenge!

[thenea.livejournal.com]

Apparently this week I can only identify quotes whose numbers are made entirely of 1s. :)

1. Reading your post this time my thought process went something like this:
oooo... that's so familiar... oh, what's it called *smacks self upside the head* I thought I'd blocked that movie out... Geena Davis... pirates... maybe I _have_ blocked it... nope, wait, there it is... "Cut Throat Island"

11. French Kiss (no magic epiphany, I just knew this one :) )

[ellyssian.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... I could do it in binary... =)

[feste-sylvain.livejournal.com]

Is #2 "The Cell"?

[ellyssian.livejournal.com]

Yes it is - you nailed it!

[celticboy.livejournal.com]

4 - Goldeneye?

[ellyssian.livejournal.com]

Nope!

I still haven't seen Goldeneye - at least not all of it. =)

[celticboy.livejournal.com]

With the clue, I'm sure it's a recent Bond film.. *thinks* It's not TND or WINE, so it must be Die Another Day?

[ellyssian.livejournal.com]

You got it!