Brandonisms

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Setup: Deb clipped his fingernails. Not too short, just regular-like.

Mr. B: "I need my nail back."

Deb: "Why do you need your nail back?"

Mr. B: "So I can pick my nose."

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Mr. B, singing: "Jonah was a plop-it, oooo oooo... Jonah was a plop-it, oooo oooo... "

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Mr. B: "You sicken me, deceitful one!" (Leg-o-lamb's response to Ear-a-corn, upon the former's discovery that the latter is nothing but an Elvish impersonator).

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Mr. B: "Once upon a time there was a racoon who was Rachel who was a racoon who was Rachel.. " (etcetera)