Brandonisms

[ellyssian]

Setup: Deb clipped his fingernails. Not too short, just regular-like.

Mr. B: "I need my nail back."

Deb: "Why do you need your nail back?"

Mr. B: "So I can pick my nose."

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Mr. B, singing: "Jonah was a plop-it, oooo oooo... Jonah was a plop-it, oooo oooo... "

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Mr. B: "You sicken me, deceitful one!" (Leg-o-lamb's response to Ear-a-corn, upon the former's discovery that the latter is nothing but an Elvish impersonator).

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Mr. B: "Once upon a time there was a racoon who was Rachel who was a racoon who was Rachel.. " (etcetera)

Comments

[patrixa.livejournal.com]

GIANT BIG GIGGLES always come over me when I read Brandonisms!

[jenjiyana.livejournal.com]

hahahaha...who came up with the names for the 3rd one?

[ellyssian.livejournal.com]

That would be Veggie Tales, who also wrote the tune in the second one. Of course, they're not quite original. Harvard Lampoon's Bored of the Rings also has a somewhat similarly named character: Legolamb.

The Veggie Tales usage is from Lord of the Beans, and that title itself inspired Mr. B to start renaming other things: Lord of the Vikings (that would be on store shelves as Lyle, the Kindly Viking, and Lord of the Spankings, which would be me.

Well, you know what Winne-the-Pooh said: You never can tell with three-year-olds.