Snakes on a Pirate Ship

[ellyssian]

For the benefit of those poor THless souls, I inflict upon you the crossover Johnny Depp/Samuel L. Jackson blockbuster hit Snakes on a Pirate Ship...


cho: Way hay and up they slithers
Way hay and up they slithers
Way hay and up they slithers
Earl-eye in the morning

What shall we do with snakes on a piratey ship
Mutha effin' snakes on a mutha effin' piratey ship
Oh, what shall we do with snakes on a piratey ship
Earl-eye in the morning!

Put 'em in a long-boat and cut 'em loose (x3)
Earl-eye in the morning! (etc.)

Stretch 'em out and use 'em for riggin'.

Trice 'em up in a runnin' bowline.

Tie 'em to the tasffrail when she's yard-arm under.

Put 'em in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on 'em.

Take 'em and shake 'em and toss 'em overboard.

Give 'em a dose of salt and water.

Give 'em a taste of the bosun's rope-end.

Soak 'em in oil till they sprouts some flippers.

Grab some rum and swim for an island.

Box 'em up an' mail 'em to Samuel L. Jackson.