By way of jenjiyana

[ellyssian]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.

Last week, I recruited akadriver as a new cultist (30 points). In August, I sacrificed linithiliel to Cthulhu (500 points). In July, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In December, I stopped alobar from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In June, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In January, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points).

In short, I have been very good (600 points) and deserve to be eaten first.

Your humble and obedient servant,
ellyssian

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Comments

[thewrongcrowd.livejournal.com]

Hehehe! Excellent!

And nice to know human sacrifice will off-set that misguided bombing. :)