By way of bardiphouka

[ellyssian]

New epic poet You scored 38 commerciality, 61 application, and 52 torturedness!

Epic poetry has fallen by the wayside of late, but that's not going to stop you. Your vast, experimental works will encompass great world events and span the universe. They'll be more like a soundscape than a conventional narrative work. No-one will read them, except your closest family members.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 8% on commerciality You scored higher than 91% on application You scored higher than 83% on torturedness

Link: The what kind of writer are you? Test written by MrFlay on Ok Cupid

Interestingly enough, I had one pair of pants exactly like that, and another almost exactly like that except in stretch denim.