ellyssian | Monday's Thirteen: Episode Twelve

Welcome to Monday's Thirteen, the movie quote guessing game.

Answers will be screened. Those who guess correctly will have their name listed with the quote as soon as I can. More than one person can claim a quote, so the movie's name won't be revealled until the weekend game-end.

On Wednesday, some additional hints will be posted for leftover Double Quotes (two-week veterans of the game). Any surviving Triple Quotes will get their hint from the prior week sorted out and matched up. Fridays will see any unguessed Triple Quotes matched with another quote.

Anything that makes it to four weeks ~~is probably too difficult for you all to guess~~ is a real challenge. It will be elevated to Sudden Death status - the first correct guess gets the credit for it, and, unlike earlier stages of the game, subsequent guesses just don't count for squat. Instead of waiting for the weekend, I'll expose the winners *and the movies* for Sudden Death quotes as soon as I can. Sudden Death quotes will also get the benefit of an extra quote Tuesday through Friday in an attempt to get rid of them and make room for something ~~easier that you folks can handle~~ new.

Enjoy!

Triple Quotes
1. "A rooster? In New York *City*?" -- Love at First Bite, guessed by

nolawitch

"Ah, Cindy Sondheim, you should have lived in an earlier age. Things were simpler, less complicated. Do you know how many women had nervous breakdowns in the fourteenth century? Two."

2. "You gotta cock it first, moron!" -- Judge Dredd, guessed by

celticboy

"The innocent only exist until they inevitably become perpatrators. Guilt or innocence is a matter of timing."

3. "A lion can raise a mouse, but the mouse is still a mouse. And you, _______, are that mouse. Look at this. He takes it. Chicken blood."

"I think I just sweated out a bottle of Yoo-hoo I drank in the eighth grade."

4. "Love is a dung hill, Betty, and I am but a cock that climbs upon it to crow." -- Rob Roy, guessed by

nin_man

A: "You are here on a matter of honor. I am here to see that you settle it honorably. There will be no back-stabbing, you will not throw your blades, nor will you use weapons other than those agreed. If quarter should be asked..."
B: "No quarter will be asked."
C: "Or given."

5. "The only shit to cut around here is you. Now I had it in me that you was another 'Lightning Boy', but you just a chicken-ass. Chicken-ass, chicken shit!" -- Crossroads, guessed by

dangerdean

"They find out I can walk, they take away my Pontiac!"

Double Quotes:
6. "Back mortal, before we strike you with a lightning bolt!" -- The Road to El Dorado, guessed by

blackbyrd2

"All right. Here's the plan. In the dead of night, you and I grab some provisions, hijack one of those... one of those longboats... and then, we... row back to Spain like there's no mañana!"

Single Quotes:
7. "Yes. Yes. Oh, yes. Then you will worship me! Me. Oh, my soldiers. How long I have thirsted to be a god among mortal men." -- The Black Cauldron, guessed by

dreamingcrow

8. "And now, people... and now, people... When I woke up this mornin', I heard a distubin' sound. I said "When I woke up this mornin', I heard a disturbin' sound!" What I heard... was the jingle-janglin'... of a thousand lost souls! I'm talkin' 'bout the souls of mortal men and women, departed of a good life. Wait a minute! Those lost angry souls, roamin' unseen on the earth, seekin' to find life... they'll not find... Because it's too late! Tooooo late yeah! Too late for they'll never see again... the life they choose not to follow. Alright! Alright! Don't be lost when your time comes! For the day of the lord cometh... as a thief in the night! [singing] YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH! Can I get an AMEN?" - The Blues Brothers , guessed by

dreamingcrow,

nin_man,

nea852

9. "What a dangerous precedent. What if there more heroes like him? What if courage and imagination became everyday mortal qualities? What will become of us?" -- Clash of the Titans, guessed by

dreamingcrow,

nea852

10. "I need you three to shuffle her loose the mortal coil, so that we may obtain our final glory. Are we all on the same page?" -- Dogma, guessed by

nolawitch,

malinaldarose,

dangerdean,

nea852

11. "Bingo, they're immortal. So the first thing we gotta do is make the little sunspot... mortal." -- Hercules, guessed by

malinaldarose

12. "Remember, thou art mortal. Remember, thou art mortal. Remember, thou art mortal. Remember, thou art mortal." -- History of the World Part I, guessed by

nightwind292

13. "I choose a mortal life." -- The Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring, guessed by

wintersweet,

malinaldarose,

nea852