Monday's Thirteen: Episode Eight

[ellyssian]

Welcome to Monday's Thirteen, the movie quote guessing game.

Answers will be screened. Those who guess correctly will have their name listed with the quote as soon as I can. More than one person can claim a quote, so the movie's name won't be revealled until the weekend game-end.

On Wednesday, some additional hints will be posted for leftover Double Quotes (two-week veterans of the game). Any surviving Triple Quotes will get their hint from the prior week sorted out and matched up. Fridays will see any unguessed Triple Quotes matched with another quote.

Anything that makes it to four weeks is probably too difficult for you all to guess is a real challenge. It will be elevated to Sudden Death status - the first correct guess gets the credit for it, and, unlike earlier stages of the game, subsequent guesses just don't count for squat. Instead of waiting for the weekend, I'll expose the winners *and the movies* for Sudden Death quotes as soon as I can. Sudden Death quotes will also get the benefit of an extra quote Tuesday through Friday in an attempt to get rid of them and make room for something easier that you folks can handle new.

Enjoy!

Single Quotes, yet again with a theme!:
1. "Do you like your chili with or without crushed Oreos?" -- Lethal Weapon 2, guessed by malinaldarose

2. "It's been a pleasure meeting you, even if you are my least favourite vegetable." -- Howl's Moving Castle, guessed by nea852, phantom_wolfboy

3. "Bacon sizzling away on an iron frying pan! Baste it! Roast it! Toast it! Nibble it! Chew it! Bite right through it! Wobble it! Gobble it! Wrap it 'round a couple of chickens and I am *ravenous*!" -- The 10th Kingdom, guessed by dustyskinandall

4. "So many cops. You'd think they were givin' away donuts." -- The Crow, guessed by celticboy, nursemae, phantom_wolfboy

5. "Give me food, so I have strength when the wolves come. Let me die, not in hunger, but in combat!" -- Conan the Barbarian, guessed by corwinok, nursemae

6. "I'm rather embarrassed, General Solo, but it appears that you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor." -- Return of the Jedi, guessed by celticboy, malinaldarose, nursemae, nea852

7. "Blast! Nothin' but mutton to eat." -- The Hobbit, guessed by nightwind292

8. "You can't make an omelet..."
   "...without killing a few people."

9. "Thank you, thank you very much. I'm here 'til Thursday. Try the veal." -- Shrek, guessed by feste_sylvain

10. "Well, I guess the laws of physics cease to exist on top of your stove. Were these magic grits? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?" -- My Cousin Vinny, guessed by feste_sylvain, nin_man, nursemae

11. "You think you're tough for eating beans every day? There's half a million scarecrows in Denver who'd give anything for one mouthful of what you got. They've been under siege for about three months. They live on rats and sawdust bread and sometimes... on each other. At night, the pyres for the dead light up the sky. It's medieval." -- Red Dawn, guessed by celticboy

12. "We can't leave yet, Captain. We haven't put enough food on board."
   "We need less mouths."

13. "Mares eat oats, and does eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy. A kid'll eat ivy, too... wouldn't you?"

Comments

[celticboy.livejournal.com]

4 - The Crow
6 - Return of the Jedi
11 - Red Dawn

[feste-sylvain.livejournal.com]

Most of these are raw guesses:

#2: Tootsie

#6: The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover

#9: Shrek

#10: My Cousin Vinnie

#11: A Boy and His Dog
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#13: this is a problem, as the Tin Pan Alley classic "Mairzy Dotes" has probably been used in umpty-gajillion films since the late 1930s.

[corwinok.livejournal.com]

5. Conan the Barbarian, the thief to Conan :)

[nin-man.livejournal.com]

10 is Alabama's proudest moment: My Cousin Vinny

[malinaldarose.livejournal.com]

1. Lethal Weapon 2
4. I should know.
6. Return of the Jedi
9. I should know this one, also.
13. I know the song, dammit, but not what it's from.

[dustyskinandall.livejournal.com]

3. The Tenth Kingdom

[nursemae.livejournal.com]

Oooh, I actually know a few of these off the bat! :)

4. The Crow
5. Conan! The Barbarian, not the Destroyer
6. Return of the Jedi
10. My Cousin Vinny
13. This one is driving me crazy. Ah well, I guess I can't remember, and will have to wait until the answers come out!

[thenea.livejournal.com]

Only two that I could identify.

2. Howl's Moving Castle

6. The Retun of the Jedi

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8. It sounds like something I've heard, but I don't know where.

9. I know I've heard this before in many similar forms because it's what the dinner theater comics tend to say when they come off stage and many comics lampoon it. I couldn't tell you where this particular version is from though.

13. I don't know of any movie that uses this personally, but since it's a common nursery rhyme/song I'd imagine that it's in more than one movie. (Yes, I saw your Top Sekrit Message, and you may be right there's only one, but it just seems like it would be in more than one.)

[patrixa.livejournal.com]

"Mairzy doats and dozey doats and liddlelambsadivy, a kiddle eadivy too, would't you? )

"Now, if the words sound queer and funny to your ear, a little bit jumbled and jivey, sing "Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy,"

"Oh...repeat chorus.

famous from a 1940's film starring Bing Crosby, possibly "The Bells of St. Mary's" Crosby was a priest in it. and the song was a HUGE favorite of mine. I shall sing it for you tomorrw, you lucky son...

[phantom_wolfboy]

Ha! Some I actually recognize! 2 is Howl's Moving Castle. 4 is The Crow.

[nightwind292.livejournal.com]

7. The hobbit, animated

easy