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ellyssianA young frog goes into a bank and walks up to a teller. The teller has a small sign on her desk announcing her name is Patricia Whack.
The Teller says "I'm Patty, what can I do for you?"
"I'd like a $30,000 loan please for a holiday" asks the frog
"That's a lot of money" says the teller.
"That's ok Patty, my name is Kermit Jagger, I'm Mick Jagger's son and I know the bank manager"
"I'm afraid we'll still need some form of collateral" Patty responds.
The frog takes a small pink porcelain elephant out of his pocket and hands it to her "This will do"
"I'm afraid I'll have to check with the manager" and she goes to the office to talk to her manager.
"There's a frog outside who wants $30,000 for a holiday and gave me this as collateral" she hands the manager the porcelain elephant. "What is it" she asks.
"It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan, his old man is a Rolling Stone"
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The Teller says "I'm Patty, what can I do for you?"
"I'd like a $30,000 loan please for a holiday" asks the frog
"That's a lot of money" says the teller.
"That's ok Patty, my name is Kermit Jagger, I'm Mick Jagger's son and I know the bank manager"
"I'm afraid we'll still need some form of collateral" Patty responds.
The frog takes a small pink porcelain elephant out of his pocket and hands it to her "This will do"
"I'm afraid I'll have to check with the manager" and she goes to the office to talk to her manager.
"There's a frog outside who wants $30,000 for a holiday and gave me this as collateral" she hands the manager the porcelain elephant. "What is it" she asks.
"It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan, his old man is a Rolling Stone"
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