The Penguins are Coming!

[ellyssian]

kradical let me in on this important snippet of news: the penguins are coming!

Some of you are already aware of this, and are already making preparations. I fully expect orders for RPLS systems to increase in pace. Have your colander and fuzzy slippers on hand, boys and girls, this is not a drill.

Comments

[ellyssian.livejournal.com]

Besides, I would think the RPLS would be a dead giveaway. After all, when I was talking to the Supreme Emperor the other day, he expressed great displeasure that I was still marketing the RPLS. Said it was the "greatest threat to penguindom known" and that's got to count for something, right?

[belgatherial.livejournal.com]

Ah, but you're the only one who knows how to operstae them properly. The one you sent me turned into a herring when I tried to fire it.

[ellyssian.livejournal.com]

[InvokeChistopherWalken]Don't be silly. You followed the instructions when packing the shells, right? It clearly said "Stuff one leopard seal into each shell casing, nose first." It did not specify to stuff the herring in, except to help encourage a reluctant leopard seal into the casing.

Yeah, if you forget that part, those penguins, they're going to love you.[/InvokeChristopherWalken]