My Day Thus Far

• Voyeur bee watching me get out of the shower: check
• Yellow jackets buzzing around while loading the truck: check
• patrixa singing me a happy birthday while I navigate through the vast city of Weisport (i.e. all 550 or so feet of its cross-section): check
• 7 gallons of gas pumped into the gas and mix tanks: check
• One-quarter of the plot tilled three times: check
• Approximately 30-40 cubic feet of compost scooped, moved, dumped, and raked out prior to the second tilling pass: check
• Stop by the John Deere dealer to add a 7830 to my dad's collection: check
• Make it home before UPS comes with a hugeous box: check
• Discover that the scale of the Milwaukee 5342-21 2-Inch SDS-max Rotary Hammerreally doesn't come through via pictures on the web: check
• Discover that, if you consider your average consumer grade electric drill to be, say, sizewise, a 9mm pistol, the hammer drill is an Uzi, and the rotary hammer is an M-60: check
• Or maybe a howitzer: check
• Thinking there are air-powered jackhammers smaller than this: check
• Discovering it finishes off the hole that took the hammer drill almost an hour to make in about 5 seconds: check
• Discovering that it makes a brand new hole, cut clear through, in the same rock, from start to finish in about 30 seconds: check
• Realizing that I'm always right when I always say "use the right tool for the job": check
• Realizing this is the right tool for the job: check
• Watching Mr. B play with the John Deere collection: check
• Eating a dinner of pork sausage, garlic mashed potato, and corn: check
• Blowing out the candle on the ice cream cake: check
• Opening presents (including this and this!): check
• Eating a piece of the aforementioned ice cream cake: check

Yep, that's most of it. =)