Kids These Days

Mr. B, like any other three year old these days, attempts to rebel against authority.

He decided he wanted his tongue pierced, so he promptly threw himself face first off the deck and used his tongue to cushion the blow.

It didn't quite go all the way through, but he now has a triangular shaped crater dead center in his tongue that has about the same area as the state of Rhode Island.

It stopped bleeding after fifteen minutes of gauze munching, so the worst is over. Of course, he subsists on apple juice and oranges and things like that, and those are forbidden until it heals a bit. Milk and water, nothing acidic.

Nine out of Thirteen!

Not bad! I was kind of hoping for thirteen out of thirteen for this, the thirteenth episode, but hey... I'll take what I can get! =)

Sudden Death Quotes (first guess and they're gone!)
1. "A lion can raise a mouse, but the mouse is still a mouse. And you, Charlie, are that mouse. Look at this. He takes it. Chicken blood." -- Kangaroo Jack, guessed by nin_man

"I think I just sweated out a bottle of Yoo-hoo I drank in the eighth grade."


"My name is Carbone, which means skinny white boy with a gun."

"I never saw it. Such a beautiful animal. It's the national symbol of Australia. And I killed it."

"You mean to tell me that we traveled halfway across the world to pay for our own execution?"

"Throw me a friggin' bone, here! I have a son! I shall call him... Mini Roo!"

"... you degenerate moron. Were these Medieval Times and you, a knight in shining armor, you would have, I have no doubt, slayed the maiden and saved the dragon."

"I put the money in the jacket, and the jacket on the kangaroo, and now he's hopping away!"

Single Quotes:
2. "I'm chaos, and he's mayhem. We're a double act." -- Lethal Weapon 3, guessed by celticboy, malinaldarose, nursemae (partial credit), wintersweet

3. "'When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer.' The benefits of a classical education." -- Die Hard, guessed by celticboy, nin_man, malinaldarose, nea852

4. "I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille." -- Blazing Saddles, guessed by nea852, nin_man

6. "I need someone who's *mechanically* minded, not some half-baked, swashbuckling Casanova wannabe!" -- Castle in the Sky, guessed by dreamingcrow, aequitaslevitas

10. "I hit him in the head with a frying pan and put him in the trunk... so he wouldn't get hurt." -- Who Framed Roger Rabbit, guessed by dreamingcrow, nightwind292, jasmine_koran, kay_brooke, nin_man, malinaldarose, nursemae, nea852, aequitaslevitas

11. A) "You were gonna take a bullet for me."
    B) "Actually, I was just counting on a lot of missing." -- Johnny Dangerously, guessed by aequitaslevitas

12. "Ah, just in time for a new century. You'll soon find your bearings, young Masbeth. The Bronx is up, the Battery is down, and home is this way." -- Sleepy Hollow, guessed by malinaldarose, 1_rhiannon_1, nea852

13. "Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect." -- The Postman, guessed by dreamingcrow