Monday's Thirteen: Episode Seven

Welcome to Monday's Thirteen, the movie quote guessing game.

Answers will be screened. Those who guess correctly will have their name listed with the quote as soon as I can. More than one person can claim a quote, so the movie's name won't be revealled until the weekend game-end.

On Wednesday, some additional hints will be posted for leftover Double Quotes (two-week veterans of the game). Any surviving Triple Quotes will get their hint from the prior week sorted out and matched up. Fridays will see any unguessed Triple Quotes matched with another quote.

Anything that makes it to four weeks is probably too difficult for you all to guess is a real challenge. It will be elevated to Sudden Death status - the first correct guess gets the credit for it, and, unlike earlier stages of the game, subsequent guesses just don't count for squat. Instead of waiting for the weekend, I'll expose the winners *and the movies* for Sudden Death quotes as soon as I can. Sudden Death quotes will also get the benefit of an extra quote Tuesday through Friday in an attempt to get rid of them and make room for something easier that you folks can handle new.

Enjoy!


Solely Single Quotes, yet again with a hidden theme:
1. "Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere". Is that clear, or do I have to slip you my left for a convincer?" -- It's a Wonderful Life, guessed by brandedeclipse

2. "You wanna knock it off with the booze? It's peeling the paint off of the shuffleboard court." -- Muppet Treasure Island, guessed by brandedeclipse

3. "I thought all writers drank to excess and beat their wives. You know one time I secretly wanted to be a writer." -- The Philadelphia Story, guessed by brandedeclipse, nin_man

4. "I hope no one minds but I have no intention of facing this sober." -- The Ice Pirates, guessed by brandedeclipse, nursemae

5. "No water. Why is all but the rum gone?" -- Pirates of the Caribbean - At World's End, guessed by brandedeclipse, malinaldarose, nyxalinth (partial credit)

6. "I'd like some fresh, clear, well seasoned perspective. Can you suggest a good wine to go with that?" -- Ratatouille, guessed by brandedeclipse

7. "Sword fighting, obviously, administering rum and swabbing." -- Sense & Sensibility, guessed by brandedeclipse, _willowmyst

8. "Aye, sir! This is what I live for, DBF!" [pulls out a bottle of whiskey, takes a swig, and pours the rest into the fuel tank] -- Down Periscope, guessed by brandedeclipse, 1_rhiannon_1, wisedonkey

9. "Yes, in the old days, when he used to run rum out of Mexico and I was on the other side. We used to swap shots between drinks, or drinks between shots, whichever you like." -- The Big Sleep, guessed by brandedeclipse

10. "Unidentified? Knowing you, Earl, I'd say it was either whiskey or beer." -- The Iron Giant, guessed by brandedeclipse

11. "I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen." -- Dumb and Dumber, guessed by brandedeclipse, 1_rhiannon_1, nursemae

12. "Ooohhh, sixteen chests on a dead man's rum/Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of the chest/Drink to the devil and some for the rum.." - Revenge of the Pink Panther, guessed by brandedeclipse (partial credit)

13. "I say we drink the wine, eat the dogs, and use the paper for musket wading." -- The Patriot, guessed by brandedeclipse, nin_man