Passing it on...

The Wiccan Rede in LOLcat, from here, via rialian


1. We’re in ur perfek luv and trust, bidin ur rede like we must.
2. Dat fud urs, dis fud mine; keep in mind, an all be fine.
3. 3 times round that sirkl pass so evul spiruts CAN NOT HAS.
4. Kittehs wind up spell in ball by speekin it in wurds of LOL.
5. Sofft of paw and grate big ears; do not yowl and u shall heers!
6. Rightpaw round teh biggening moon, kittehs sing teh Witchc@t Roon.
7. Leftpaw round teh smalling moon, kittehs sing teh baneful tune.
8. Lady can has moon of new; kittehs hed-bash her times two.
9. When can has moon full enuf, then can has all sorts of stuff!
10. When North wind come, kitteh, take care! Srsly, iz cold out ther.
11. When South wind to kitteh sing, lov will come an smooches bring.
12. When teh West wind blow the mosts, iz no rest for kitteh ghosts.
13. When teh East wind stir teh air, fill teh bowlz wit fud to share.
14. In metal bukkit, put nine woodz; burn fast or slo, jus burnz em goodz!
15. Teh Elder is teh Lady’s tree. Be respektin it. Srsly.
16. When teh Year-Wheel starts to spin, lite Beltane fire FTW!
17. When Wheel iz turned and Yule is bornz, bow to Teh Ceiling Cat With Hornz.
18. Be respektin leafs and trees, and by teh Lady blessed beez!
19. Ur stone. U fling it. Strong and deft. (In streem, to find out WTF.)
20. When u has need of something moar, avoid kitteh who yowlz “NOT YOURS!”
21. Foolish cat iz foolish. U avoid him, or look foolish too.
22. Oh hai! I’ze purrin. Kthxbai! Warm kitteh heart, bright kitteh eye.
23. Teh Three-Fold Law: respekt it, pliz, cuz good or bad comez back in threez.
24. Misforchun? You has it, just a bit? Mai bloo star. Let me show you it.
25. Dis kitteh r mine, and I’z theyrs too. Keep this srsly 4 troo.
26. Teh Wiccan Rede can has wurds eight: kitteh harm none, do thy will. Thx! Grate!

Mr B Retells the Story of Noah's Ark

"They marching up in here." Walks lion & Noah up the entry ramp. Smacks 'em into the ark at the last minute. Hand of God, I'd guess, giving them a little encouragement.

"And then they ate potatoes and cheese."

Me: "Did they have chives?"

"No. No they didn't know what chives were."

Me: "Oh, that's too bad."

"Yes, very unfortunate."

Me: "Did they have butter?"

"Yes. They had lots and lots and lots of butter."

Me: "How about sour cream?"

"No sour cream and no chives. But they had lots of potatoes. And they mashed them up with garlic. And they had a salad. And they ate it all up for many days. The End."

Dumps animals and Noah out of toy ark.

"And they marched up." Smacks them in again, sending them careening around inside the ark.

"And he climbs in and he slided and... waaaa!" Launches another one in.

"And Noah is going to stay in because it's his ark. Oh. I broke it. Oh, you need to ix it." As Noah, whose voice is apparently an octave or two above Mr. B's speaking voice: "Oh, you broke it! You need to ix it!" In his regular voice, while carrying the ark to me: "Daddy, can you fix this for me?"