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By way of a bunch of folks...
Oct. 12th, 2007 10:31 amThe -ology Meme
MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Jack River's homemade garlic-basil dressing. At lesser establishments (i.e. those that don't have Jack River's homemade garlic basil dressing available), I tend to prefer balsamic vinaigrettes. White Zinfandel vinaigrette is pretty good, although the place where I had that denies that they ever had it.
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Burger King is my favorite gourmet food establishment.
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Ellyssians. Sadly, it doesn't exist. Yet.
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. 20%
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A: Good fish & chips - although, really, I'd prefer variety.
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. At Brother's Pizza, extra cheese. At lesser establishments (i.e. those not serving Brother's Pizza), pepperoni. At places that think they're fancier than thou, sun dried tomatoes.
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A: Mayo, bacon, lettuce, & tomato.
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A: My computer? Meaning my work laptop? Rodney Matthew's Firewagon. Or do you mean my desktop server at work? Had to look. It was basic black. Or do you mean my account on the home system? That would be a certain greenish logo. Or do you mean my laptop? That would be a stock black & white pic of a waterfall and some rocks.
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A: One that works. Two that were in the cellar, one of which I found out was recently brought up to my son's room to try to resurrect the TurboGrafx (or how ever you spell it) system. Like the one still in the cellar, that one isn't cooperating, but for some reason the upper management insists on keeping them.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. I'm the only righty in a family of lefties. Well, Brandon's still undecided, although we think he'll lean towards the right.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. My consciousness floated out over the neighborhood once in a while. Other than that, splinters, wisdom teeth, and the occasional lunch.
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Now. No, wait. Now. Umm... now. I think. Last confirmed one? About a dozen years ago.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. An aluminum ramp.
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. No.
BULLSHITTOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. No.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Been there, done that, I'm good. I don't have a problem with people who don't want to change their name, but I do worry about those who can't - likely, they can't change their mind or anything else, so they're pretty useless. It's not exactly a difficult process.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. I don't have a preference.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. A non-food item? Does that mean inorganic? Or something not found on most menus?
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. Most likely.
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Most likely.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. No.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. No.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. No. Not that blogging is such a big deal, but I don't like artificial limitations. If the world dropped to a no-power no-net state, I'd be fine. If I don't feel like blogging, I wouldn't, and I'd be fine. I don't take bribes. =)
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Depends which magazine. I'm guessing it would have to be a humor one...
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. No.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. No thanks, I've already got one. And, to be honest, I suppose it earns more than a million over a lifetime.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Cell phone.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: I highly doubt it, but then I didn't see it, not sure I've heard more about it than it's name, and really have no intention of changing that. Unless it happens to be on TV when I happen to be watching, so probably not.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Some of the trim is hardwood. Carpet and tile, though, for the flooring, if that's what you're interested in.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Like everyone else I've seen answer this - who sits in the shower, with the exception of those who are disabled?
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Yes.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: None, and that's two more than I'd like to think were in existence in this world.
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: I don't know, I don't usually jog, and I couldn't tell you if any of the other joggers were cops.
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Me, myself, and I.
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A: Ah, this meme began life on the MySpace page of someone who doesn't realize you don't have to stick with the default Top 8 Friends. I have 24 - I think - listed in order of the length of time I've known them. Although I have my music account listed first (for publicity purposes, and, technically, I've known me a good deal longer than I've known anyone else), the first friend on the list is Regina. Technically, I'm not sure if I knew her before I knew her younger brother Craig, but I expect I might have, as my dad and their dad went to school together.
LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Ted
Q: Last person who called you?
A: Someone from the 954 exchange. Still haven't looked up where exactly that would be. Last person to call and talk to me was Justin.
Q: Person you hugged?
A: Mr. B, at bedtime last night.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 7 or 13
Q: Season?
A: Spring or Fall
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: Yep.
Q: Mood?
A: Good.
Q: Listening to?
A: The Chieftains - An Irish Evening
Q: Watching?
A: and Waiting, no less
Q: Worrying about?
A: Lots of little worries, but nothing life-stopping
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: To get my Thursday morning chai.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: I can wait; I'd prefer not to, of course, but I can wait.
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: Completely? Probably Jonah: A Veggie Tale Movie. More recently, parts of Desperately Seeking Susan.
Q: Do you smile often?
A: Yes.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Yes.
MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Jack River's homemade garlic-basil dressing. At lesser establishments (i.e. those that don't have Jack River's homemade garlic basil dressing available), I tend to prefer balsamic vinaigrettes. White Zinfandel vinaigrette is pretty good, although the place where I had that denies that they ever had it.
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Burger King is my favorite gourmet food establishment.
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Ellyssians. Sadly, it doesn't exist. Yet.
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. 20%
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A: Good fish & chips - although, really, I'd prefer variety.
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. At Brother's Pizza, extra cheese. At lesser establishments (i.e. those not serving Brother's Pizza), pepperoni. At places that think they're fancier than thou, sun dried tomatoes.
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A: Mayo, bacon, lettuce, & tomato.
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A: My computer? Meaning my work laptop? Rodney Matthew's Firewagon. Or do you mean my desktop server at work? Had to look. It was basic black. Or do you mean my account on the home system? That would be a certain greenish logo. Or do you mean my laptop? That would be a stock black & white pic of a waterfall and some rocks.
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A: One that works. Two that were in the cellar, one of which I found out was recently brought up to my son's room to try to resurrect the TurboGrafx (or how ever you spell it) system. Like the one still in the cellar, that one isn't cooperating, but for some reason the upper management insists on keeping them.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. I'm the only righty in a family of lefties. Well, Brandon's still undecided, although we think he'll lean towards the right.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. My consciousness floated out over the neighborhood once in a while. Other than that, splinters, wisdom teeth, and the occasional lunch.
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Now. No, wait. Now. Umm... now. I think. Last confirmed one? About a dozen years ago.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. An aluminum ramp.
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. No.
BULLSHITTOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. No.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Been there, done that, I'm good. I don't have a problem with people who don't want to change their name, but I do worry about those who can't - likely, they can't change their mind or anything else, so they're pretty useless. It's not exactly a difficult process.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. I don't have a preference.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. A non-food item? Does that mean inorganic? Or something not found on most menus?
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. Most likely.
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Most likely.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. No.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. No.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. No. Not that blogging is such a big deal, but I don't like artificial limitations. If the world dropped to a no-power no-net state, I'd be fine. If I don't feel like blogging, I wouldn't, and I'd be fine. I don't take bribes. =)
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Depends which magazine. I'm guessing it would have to be a humor one...
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. No.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. No thanks, I've already got one. And, to be honest, I suppose it earns more than a million over a lifetime.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Cell phone.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: I highly doubt it, but then I didn't see it, not sure I've heard more about it than it's name, and really have no intention of changing that. Unless it happens to be on TV when I happen to be watching, so probably not.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Some of the trim is hardwood. Carpet and tile, though, for the flooring, if that's what you're interested in.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Like everyone else I've seen answer this - who sits in the shower, with the exception of those who are disabled?
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Yes.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: None, and that's two more than I'd like to think were in existence in this world.
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: I don't know, I don't usually jog, and I couldn't tell you if any of the other joggers were cops.
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Me, myself, and I.
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A: Ah, this meme began life on the MySpace page of someone who doesn't realize you don't have to stick with the default Top 8 Friends. I have 24 - I think - listed in order of the length of time I've known them. Although I have my music account listed first (for publicity purposes, and, technically, I've known me a good deal longer than I've known anyone else), the first friend on the list is Regina. Technically, I'm not sure if I knew her before I knew her younger brother Craig, but I expect I might have, as my dad and their dad went to school together.
LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Ted
Q: Last person who called you?
A: Someone from the 954 exchange. Still haven't looked up where exactly that would be. Last person to call and talk to me was Justin.
Q: Person you hugged?
A: Mr. B, at bedtime last night.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 7 or 13
Q: Season?
A: Spring or Fall
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: Yep.
Q: Mood?
A: Good.
Q: Listening to?
A: The Chieftains - An Irish Evening
Q: Watching?
A: and Waiting, no less
Q: Worrying about?
A: Lots of little worries, but nothing life-stopping
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: To get my Thursday morning chai.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: I can wait; I'd prefer not to, of course, but I can wait.
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: Completely? Probably Jonah: A Veggie Tale Movie. More recently, parts of Desperately Seeking Susan.
Q: Do you smile often?
A: Yes.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Yes.
