Brandonisms

[ellyssian]

Mr. B: "Shhh... we're looking for lions..."
Deb: "Lions?"
Mr. B: "Yes... I think I see one over there in the tall grass..."
Deb, thinking to play along: "Oh, did I just hear a lion... listen..."
Mr. B, listening: "Silly, that's just the wind."

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Mr. B, in the bathtub: "I saw a lion outside once."
Me: "Was it at a zoo?"
Mr. B: "Yes, it was at a zoo."
Me: "Have you ever been to the zoo?"
Mr. B: "Yes, I was there when I was zero years old. They kept me in a cage."
Me: "In a cage?"
Mr. B: "A mean person caught me and put me in a cage. And then I broke right out of that cage. And I broke right through the mean person, too. By accident."