Brandonisms

I will be hidin' an' you won't be able to find me an' I'll call "I'm ready, come an' find me!" an' you'll say 'Oh, where could my Bwandon be?' 'cause you won't be able to find me. An' come with me, an' I'll show you where I'll hide 'cause it's a good hidin' place I have an' it's downstairs an' come with me. I didn't find a place to hide, I didn't. No. In my room? Downstairs? In the bathroom? Hmmm... I looked downstairs, in the bathroom too, in my room, an' I didn't find a place to hide. Oh, I just need to go in the bathroom - oh, I could hide in the tubby, but I can't go in the tubby 'less I'm havin' a bath. I can hide under the bed an' you won't find me 'cause I'll be like magic - oh! don't look at me, 'cause I'll be hidin' under your bed an' you can't find me! Oh, that won't work. I got to go 'round it then.

Nine out of Thirteen!

Ah! Much betterer^TM than last week! You folks cleared out nine out of thirteen quotes on this week's Monday's Thirteen.

Here are the results for the completed quotes:

Triple Quotes
1. "Maybe I'm dreaming. My eyes are open, which means maybe I'm awake dreaming that I'm asleep. Or, or more likely, I'm asleep dreaming that I'm awake wondering if I'm dreaming." -- Ladyhawke, guessed by dreamingcrow, nea852

3. "She can sing, or she can scream. But she still pissed me off." -- Rock and Rule, guessed by the_dark_snack

4. "We eat when we're not hungry, drink when we're not thirsty. We buy what we don't need and throw away everything that's useful. Why sell a man what he wants? Sell him what he doesn't need. Pretend he's got eight legs and two stomachs and money to burn. It's wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong." -- The Mosquito Coast, guessed by feste_sylvain

Double Quotes:
7. "Do you know how Florentine women ensure their husbands come home? Every morning they slip him a slow poison, and every evening the antidote. That way, when the husband spends the night away, he has a very bad night." -- Brotherhood of the Wolf, guessed by dreamingcrow, phantom_wolfboy

9. "You know some of you guys have some cute little asses. It'd be a real shame if I had to blow'em off." -- Streets of Fire, guessed by tewok

Single Quotes:
10. "But Mortimer, you're going to love me for my mind, too." "One thing at a time!" -- Arsenic and Old Lace, guessed by dreamingcrow

11. "It's as though we were made for each other. Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you 'beast' I'll rip their lungs out." -- Batman, guessed by celticboy, malinaldarose, blackbyrd2

12. "I miss you like the sun misses the flower. Like the sun misses the flower in the depths of winter. Instead of beauty to direct its light to the heart hardens like the frozen world your absence has banished me to." -- A Knight's Tale, guessed by blackbyrd2, belgatherial, bookgirlwa

13. "Where I come from, we talk to our women. We do not drug them with plants." -- Robin Hood - Prince of Thieves, guessed by malinaldarose