Major Advances in Medical Science!

[ellyssian]

Yes, after exhaustive research, I have discovered the Cure for the Common Cold!

Spend a mere three hours performing hard labor - such as lifting, rolling, and carrying heavy rocks - in cool weather with a light drizzle.

Clear as a bell!

I have also discovered how to Relapse!

Stay up hours and hours past your bedtime entering data into the new payroll system because the prior payroll system failed in basic math!

I go attempt cure now.

Comments

[dian-leben.livejournal.com]

My husband swears by that cure for the common cold; I prefer ingesting hot salsa! ;-)

[pecosdave.livejournal.com]

I have found a modified version of yours, the hard labor in sunshine, to be really good at clearing up the last hanging on part of a stubborn cold. I've yet to find a miracle cure, but I'll try yours sometime.

[bluesgirly.livejournal.com]

Oh GAH! Hope you feel better!

[opakele.livejournal.com]

You may be on to something...except for the relapse part.

You are still fighting payroll software? Oy.