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Tasteless Humor
Parting-shot advice to departing manager on way to doctor appointment:
E1: "Don't take any wooden tongue depressors!"
E2: "At least they hurt less than the barbed wire tongue depressors."
E3: "Why would you want your tongue depressed and how would you be able to tell if it was depressed?"
E1: "Hey, did you know taste buds only live for 10 days?"
E3: "How do you know what things taste like?"
E1: "It's stored in memory."
E4: "It's passed down as an oral tradition."
E3: "You'd still think the individual taste buds would react differently and things would taste different after a while."
E4: "Well, that's why everything tastes like chicken."
E1: "Don't take any wooden tongue depressors!"
E2: "At least they hurt less than the barbed wire tongue depressors."
E3: "Why would you want your tongue depressed and how would you be able to tell if it was depressed?"
E1: "Hey, did you know taste buds only live for 10 days?"
E3: "How do you know what things taste like?"
E1: "It's stored in memory."
E4: "It's passed down as an oral tradition."
E3: "You'd still think the individual taste buds would react differently and things would taste different after a while."
E4: "Well, that's why everything tastes like chicken."